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Trump’s Hasty Withdrawal Leaves Defiled Paris Climate Agreement

After teasing and tormenting his fellow world leaders and pledging an announcement only sometime this week, finally on Thursday – in the White House Rose Garden, surrounded by anti-environmentalists for the sort of bathetic display which has come to characterise every administrative ‘success’ – Donald Trump confirmed that he is pulling the United States out of the 2015 Paris Climate Agreement….

Donald Trump Holds Inauguration Crowd In The Palm Of His Tiny Hand

Supporters of Donald Trump – apparently tethered to the internet, or not wanting to stray too far from the safeties and the sureties of their faded rural homes – swiftly declared it his first miracle. But for the embittered, fraudulent and falsifying, mainstream, multicultural, liberal cuckold press, the reason the incoming president managed to fit the entirety of his inauguration…

United States Shouts It From The Rooftops: ‘Our Elections Are Neither Free Nor Fair’

Almost everybody and everything presently in a position of power in the United States – from leading politicians on both sides of Congress, including Speaker of the House and top Republican Paul Ryan, to federal departments, intelligence agencies, and courts of law – agrees that November’s presidential election was corrupt. That’s why – following calls from Republican senators John McCain and Lindsey…

Did Putin And Duterte Assassinate Voters In Wisconsin?

As cries of controversy continue to reverberate and the shock waves from an unexpected election result discombobulate us all and the tremors keep us on ever trembling and the twin senses of fear and anticipation only grow and grow and grow, and as the atmosphere becomes increasingly toxic and the situation threatens to take a nuclear turn, things have already…

Trump And Clinton Vie For Title Of Most Sick

As Hillary Clinton convulsed onto the stage in seizures ahead of the debate, followed by her almost erstwhile foe Donald Trump, who sniffled and sputtered the last air from his lungs, what has hitherto been hidden on the tumultuous road to the 2016 United States presidential election at once became eminently clear. For to paraphrase Walter Sobchak, descendant of Polish-Catholic…

A Bone To Pick Over Poor Treatment Of Ken

When Ken Bone, looking comfortable in a chunky red cable-knit sweater with a handy zip, became an internet sensation after posing a question on energy policy towards the close of the second presidential debate, the whooping adulation and flurry of memes which followed were less inevitable than a hasty and spiteful backlash. For the record, Ken – a coal plant operator from…

Hillary Clinton Wrapped In Flag, Hoisted Out Of 9/11 Commemoration

Most Republicans have known for a long time now that there is something terribly wrong with Hillary Clinton, a life-threatening, brain-sapping, skin-eating, otherwise-debilitating embolism, infection, or disease. The complicit liberal press cannot hide it, and it is such that neither the high-tech physician nor blood-sucking leech can cure. She is irreparable and irredeemable. The devil has hold of her, and…

Prancer And Pencer: The Republican Party’s Dream Ticket

One flighty and endearingly capricious, enthralling the masses as he flounces from stage to stage, flailing his arms like a windsock puppet and unspooling from wet lips his one slogan about making America great. The other a man of firm conviction, the steely glint in his eyes matched only by the steely grey of hair whose colour somehow seems to permeate…