Pornography

Downing Street Couple Refuse To Pay Bill In Porn Row

It was all there: golden showers, which the uncouth simply call ‘pissing’, spanking, whipping, poo-poo porn, sexual acts partaken in public, the insertion of enough fingers to amount to a fist, one woman quite clearly menstruating, and stranger still a male in pantyhose with a stiletto in his mouth, vigorously nibbling the heel while he lay masturbating. Worse than all…

Online Porn Blamed For Defiled Elf On The Shelf

Citing a paid survey probably filled in by parents which – if taken at face value – indicates that one in ten children can conceive a scenario where they might possibly be damaged by online sex, the scourge of internet pornography has been blamed in the sorry case of a defiled Elf on the Shelf. The surreptitious love child of a…

Investigatory Powers Bill Portends No Privacy In The UK

If the mere thought of migrant corpses brings you immediately to orgasm, then you probably don’t need much privacy and you certainly don’t need no porn. That’s why Theresa May, the Tory government, and their abettors in the Labour Party this week were able to boast the long-brewing success of the Investigatory Powers Bill, which after passing in the House…