Monthly Horoscopes: October 2016
Aries (20 March – 19 April) ‘Excalibur my sword’ you proclaim heraldically, but your nobility falters when you can’t remember whether you’re supposed to pull it out or shove it in. * * * Taurus (19 April – 20 May) A plummy lip might win you distant admirers, but if you want to meet the one of your dreams better…