Liam Fox

Is Liam Fox Just Stupid, Or Is He Also Fat, Lazy, And Overstuffed?

When Liam Fox isn’t masquerading as a charity or holidaying in Sri Lanka with Adam Werritty, his bestest chum, he likes to run his mouth in front of think tanks and lobby groups amenable to his far-right, Atlanticist, military-industrial point of view. There’s money to be had in dodgy defence deals and fake reconstruction projects, not to mention buttressing climate change deniers and…

Liam Fox Arrives In Theresa May’s Cabinet On A Package Deal

Adam Werritty last night pressed his prettiest panties and packed them tightly into the suitcase which has lain dormant for the best part of five years. It is not that Werritty hasn’t travelled abroad in all that time, but rather that this suitcase is a special suitcase, full to the brim with old documents pertaining to the defunct fake charity the Atlantic…

Fox Sentences Gay Lover To 50 Lashes For Failure To Support Leadership Bid

Liam Fox has sensationally sentenced a gay Tory member to 50 lashes for refusing to support his bid for the leadership of the Conservative Party, and by extension the premiership of the whole United Kingdom. Fox voted against same-sex marriage back in 2013, describing the proposals – which were later passed by Parliament – as an ‘absurd’ form of ‘social engineering’. He remains best known…