Aries (20 March – 19 April) ‘Excalibur my sword’ you proclaim heraldically, but your nobility falters when you can’t remember whether you’re supposed to pull it out or shove it in. * * * Taurus (19 April – 20 May) A plummy lip might win you distant admirers, but if you want to meet the one of your dreams better…
Aries (20 March – 19 April) Walking clockwise around the garden on your lunch break will do untold wonders for your health. You won’t have to ask: somehow you’ll know which garden. * * * Taurus (19 April – 20 May) A change of routine can be a good thing, but as you and your family embark on that unexpected…
Aries (20 March – 19 April) Out picking chrysanthemums this month, you find yourself reminiscing on old acquaintances. * * * Taurus (19 April – 20 May) Where one door closes another one ends. The cat flap seems like a tight fit, the bird feed is not a suitable dinner. *** Gemini (20 May – 20 June) Your boss is…
Aries (20 March – 19 April) You’ve always considered yourself a touchy-feely kind of person, but this month when a damp hand finds your nether region you may wonder to yourself, was this really our anniversary? * * * Taurus (19 April – 20 May) Stressful times call for modes of release, but squirting the cream canister so firmly makes the…
