Donald Trump
As Comey Ate His Dinner, Trump Turned To Song In An Effort To Woo
Serenading James Comey over dinner in late January, we do not know whether Donald Trump doled out two scoops of ice cream or especially creamy chocolate pie. But as he sought to win the affection of the now former FBI Director, the fledgeling President – a man known to struggle with his reading – showed a surprisingly diverse penchant for…
Trump’s Hasty Withdrawal Leaves Defiled Paris Climate Agreement
After teasing and tormenting his fellow world leaders and pledging an announcement only sometime this week, finally on Thursday – in the White House Rose Garden, surrounded by anti-environmentalists for the sort of bathetic display which has come to characterise every administrative ‘success’ – Donald Trump confirmed that he is pulling the United States out of the 2015 Paris Climate Agreement….
Trump And May To Build Transatlantic Bridge On Bodies Of Dead Refugees
With Donald Trump continuing to rail against trade deals via his own brand of virulent protectionism, while Theresa May paints a blurry picture of a post-Brexit Britain becoming a ‘global trading nation’ precisely in order to make itself great, at first glance it might seem like the two leaders are separated by more than an ocean. In fact many of…
Super Bowl Celebrations At Mar-A-Lago Prove A Withered Bust
When the New England Patriots made the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history, treading the Atlanta Falcons’ dreams firmly into the dust, President Donald Trump knew that he was on to a winner. The dumbed-down embodiment of a coked-up Charlie Sheen even tweeted as much. Though he left his own Super Bowl party early, in a huff when the Patriots…
Twelve Days Of Trumpville
On the first day of Trumpville the Donald gave to me a crowd much nearer than the eye could see. On the second day of Trumpville the Donald gave to me a lying Sean Spicer and a crowd much nearer than the eye could see. On the third day of Trumpville the Donald gave to me more alternative factoids a…
Donald Trump Holds Inauguration Crowd In The Palm Of His Tiny Hand
Supporters of Donald Trump – apparently tethered to the internet, or not wanting to stray too far from the safeties and the sureties of their faded rural homes – swiftly declared it his first miracle. But for the embittered, fraudulent and falsifying, mainstream, multicultural, liberal cuckold press, the reason the incoming president managed to fit the entirety of his inauguration…
Trump Hires Hookers To ‘Inaugurate’ The White House
In barely one week’s time – as Donald Trump lingers within the Capitol Building fixing his hair while Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller add the final moribund flourishes to his inauguration speech – the moving-in trucks will be busily descending upon the White House. The iconic structure will be preparing to welcome the 45th President of the United States. But unbeknownst to its…
United States Shouts It From The Rooftops: ‘Our Elections Are Neither Free Nor Fair’
Almost everybody and everything presently in a position of power in the United States – from leading politicians on both sides of Congress, including Speaker of the House and top Republican Paul Ryan, to federal departments, intelligence agencies, and courts of law – agrees that November’s presidential election was corrupt. That’s why – following calls from Republican senators John McCain and Lindsey…