David Cameron

Goodbye David Cameron, We Hardly Knew Ye

If Atlanticist politicians in the United Kingdom opted to borrow the inaugural ball or correspondents’ dinner from the United States, perhaps on the coronation of Theresa May somebody could have co-opted a Don Rickles joke, witheringly complimenting the departing David Cameron by telling the gathered hangers-on ‘He’s a wonderful guy. You talk to him, it’s like being alone’. The ‘wonderful’ would be…

Drugs Or The Trash Can: Some Uses For Oliver Letwin’s Knighthood

When it was confirmed to Oliver Letwin, the longtime Conservative policy wonk, that he is indeed to be handed one of the highest awards afforded by David Cameron’s resignation honours list, he said ‘One love! One heart!’, and tugging at his surreptitiously braided hair, called on his former boss to offer, ‘Let’s get together and feel alright’. And Oliver Letwin said…

Through Choppy Waters, Cameron Honours Friends

David Cameron will undoubtedly go down as one of the most ridiculous and bathetic Prime Ministers in British history, but nobody can say that he’s not a good friend. Whether you’re corrupt or incompetent or a bit of both, if you’re besties with Dave you’ll turn out alright. His former Director of Communications Andy Coulson may have served his share…

Cameron Scats As Legacy Goes Down The Toilet

As David Cameron strolled back through the door of 10 Downing Street, moments after announcing his resignation and the handover of power to Theresa May, the soon-to-be-former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom revealed an unexpected predilection for scat. ‘On Wednesday I will attend the House of Commons for Prime Minister’s Questions, and then after that I expect to go…