Clementine

Clementine Craze As Relaxation Track Swapped For Krautrock Band Can

Anxious adults of all ages have surged on supermarkets in search of the sweet clementine, after the mindful mutterings of a popular relaxation app were surreptitiously replaced by the searing sounds of early krautrock band Can. In some parts of the world the rush has even caused a shortage of the Mediterranean citrus. It all started when a 40-minute mindfulness meditation track…