Christmas

Online Porn Blamed For Defiled Elf On The Shelf

Citing a paid survey probably filled in by parents which – if taken at face value – indicates that one in ten children can conceive a scenario where they might possibly be damaged by online sex, the scourge of internet pornography has been blamed in the sorry case of a defiled Elf on the Shelf. The surreptitious love child of a…

Nativity For A Pound: The Internet Reacts

Citing a tight budget and the need to buy books, stools, art supplies, and enough ale so that the caretaker does not want over Christmas, a Catholic primary in Worcester has taken the barely precedented step of charging parents £1 to watch their children in the school nativity. And whether it is the cold leaving people at a loose end in front…

The John Lewis Homage Makes For Very Sad Snowmen

Whether you consider the John Lewis Christmas advert to be one of the most eagerly anticipated aspects of any calendar, never mind just the festive – the annual wintery short filling you up like a cup of creamy cocoa and just like your favourite pair of slippers, leaving your tingling toes all cosy and warm – or whether the whole thing…