Most Republicans have known for a long time now that there is something terribly wrong with Hillary Clinton, a life-threatening, brain-sapping, skin-eating, otherwise-debilitating embolism, infection, or disease. The complicit liberal press cannot hide it, and it is such that neither the high-tech physician nor blood-sucking leech can cure. She is irreparable and irredeemable. The devil has hold of her, and there is nothing anybody can do.
So it was no surprise to them when Hillary Clinton more than stumbled at a ceremony in New York City to commemorate the fifteenth anniversary of 9/11.
Nor were they taken aback when a closer look revealed the clinking of Hillary’s leg braces, as they came unbuckled Forrest Gump-style from their hiding place beneath her pantsuit.
They’ve already witnessed her countless times being propped up by aides or pillows.
And not only is she a virtual invalid with an off-camera penchant for slurring her words, she also showcases frequent seizures, the result of a concussion and subsequent blood clot she suffered after fainting in 2012.
So what was Sunday’s affair at Ground Zero exactly? While her campaign team initially claimed that overheating caused her to leave the ceremony early, her physician later confirmed a diagnosis of pneumonia, prescribing a few days’ rest. In the meantime Hillary emerged from her daughter’s apartment in the Flatiron District, but waving to photographers from across the street, we can only presume it was her body double.
Can this more or less major health incident be accurately described as something akin to a stumble, or was it instead a seizure or fainting fit? Clinton reportedly spent around ninety minutes commemorating the 9/11 victims, so are we really expected to believe that she felt sickly all of a sudden, and made her own way to the roadside before being dragged into her van for a hasty escape?
In fact here at The Shimmering Ostrich, us fervent truth-seekers can exclusively reveal that Hillary fainted long before the released videos indicate. And as her campaign team scrambled to scrape their leader up off the floor, they had the audacity employ the New York police, who were forced to wrap Clinton in the American flag like an infirm in swaddling, doing a grave injustice to the memory of the deceased. These proud patriots couldn’t put up with it for too long however, so they dumped her by the curb as she tried vainly to stand on her own two feet.
