Global Affairs

‘Kill Me Now, My Life Is Compote’ Cries Celebrity Fruit Connoisseur

From Żelimucha to Białousy in northern Poland, to Čačak, Serbia, eastern Sicily, and parts of the Languedoc, after taking more than a year away from his popular cooking show to traverse Europe in search of the finest ingredients, despairing celebrity chef Gaston Ramirez has declared ‘Kill me now, my life is compote’. The traditional dessert, made of pieces of fruit stewed in…

Pokémon Go Treats Players Like Lemmings By Chesapeake Bay

Pokémon Go, the augmented reality game which sends intrepid players outdoors in a live hunt for their favourite critters and creeps, arrived but a few short days ago on iOS and Android in the United States, Australia, and New Zealand. Many of the in-game mechanics are sure to prove unfamiliar to longtime fans of the series. In Pokémon Go, for instance, players don’t catch new Pokémon…

‘Hours Wasted’ In Wait For Live Rothko As Confusion Besets New Tate Modern

A man who had scarcely considered the words ‘modern’ or ‘art’ before, never mind in the same phrase or sentence, reported a distressing experience at the newly expanded Tate Modern after staring hopelessly for five hours at the Seagram Murals by Mark Rothko. Tate Modern recently unveiled the Switch House, a monolithic extension designed by Herzog & de Meuron and built…

WADA Chief Dick Pounds Down On Kenyan Walk For Peace

A ‘Walk for Peace’ through the heart of Kenya’s Rift Valley was rudely interrupted in the early hours of this morning by the bellowing voice and pulsing veins of Dick Pound, former president and ongoing associate of the world anti-doping agency WADA. The walk – which aimed to calm a spate of cattle rustling and other bovine-related violence across Kenya’s northern regions…

Parallax In Action As Man Appears At Both Ends Of Great Wall Of China

The principle of parallax has never been more striking than it was yesterday, when duelling observations from space located one man – a rotund forty-nine-year-old Italian tourist who local guides have identified as Pablo Paunchetti, a shoemaker native of Turin – simultaneously at both ends of the Great Wall of China. Parallax is the phenomenon by which a single object appears differently positioned when…