Supporters of Donald Trump – apparently tethered to the internet, or not wanting to stray too far from the safeties and the sureties of their faded rural homes – swiftly declared it his first miracle. But for the embittered, fraudulent and falsifying, mainstream, multicultural, liberal cuckold press, the reason the incoming president managed to fit the entirety of his inauguration…
Last July, one of Theresa May’s first acts as Prime Minister was to stress her support for the renewal of the United Kingdom’s Trident nuclear programme. Asked by Scottish National Party MP George Kerevan if she would be prepared to authorise a strike which ‘could kill a hundred thousand innocent men, women and children’, she replied: ‘Yes. And I have to…
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Since usurping power on the blood and thunder of anti-immigrant rhetoric and dead refugees, Theresa May has been accused by her Conservative colleague Ken Clarke of running ‘a government without policies’. And with Brexit dominating the discussion but cannily evading all scrutiny, it remains for May to go on running her government with neither principles nor policies in sight. When…
Under Alex Ferguson, Manchester United always spent big in the transfer market, breaking records and making statements from the bucolic days of Mark Hughes and Roy Keane. Their relentless quest for success saw them snatch up and inevitably wear down Andy Cole, Jaap Stam, Dwight Yorke, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Juan Sebastian Veron, Rio Ferdinand, and Dimitar Berbatov. And they even…
In barely one week’s time – as Donald Trump lingers within the Capitol Building fixing his hair while Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller add the final moribund flourishes to his inauguration speech – the moving-in trucks will be busily descending upon the White House. The iconic structure will be preparing to welcome the 45th President of the United States. But unbeknownst to its…
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After masterminding Sunderland’s 2-2 draw at home to second-in-the-table Liverpool – a result which left the Black Cats seventeenth and still loitering with intent inside the relegation zone – manager David Moyes felt himself more than deserving of a little praise. Frolicking in the land of make believe, the usually despondent Scot said ‘I feel we weren’t too defensive today…
I awoke New Year’s morning all bright and breezy, but after foregoing my coffee I started to sniffle and snore. So up from a snooze more than two hours later, I treat myself to a Pepsi – diet of course. And fixed with caffeine of a more moderate flavour, after eggs but no sausage and thinly buttered slices of toast,…
Almost everybody and everything presently in a position of power in the United States – from leading politicians on both sides of Congress, including Speaker of the House and top Republican Paul Ryan, to federal departments, intelligence agencies, and courts of law – agrees that November’s presidential election was corrupt. That’s why – following calls from Republican senators John McCain and Lindsey…
