Clean Conscience Prevents Andrea Leadsom Clearing Up Her CV

When conscience perturbs politics, Andrea Leadsom abstains in her own particular way. Back in 2013, she was one just 7 Tory MPs who formally abstained from endorsing gay marriage, as the third reading of the bill passed in the Commons by a vote of 359 to 154. 127 Conservatives voted against. Abstaining meant walking through the No Lobby then the Aye…

Remembering McGrally: The Dunce Of The Class Of ’92

Call them what you will, the Class of ’92 or Fergie’s Fledglings, the group of players who emerged from the Manchester United youth academy in the early-to-mid 1990s achieved the rarest of feats. Winning Premier League after Premier League alongside an assortment of European, FA, and League cups, the group – which included Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, David Beckham, Nicky…

Fox Sentences Gay Lover To 50 Lashes For Failure To Support Leadership Bid

Liam Fox has sensationally sentenced a gay Tory member to 50 lashes for refusing to support his bid for the leadership of the Conservative Party, and by extension the premiership of the whole United Kingdom. Fox voted against same-sex marriage back in 2013, describing the proposals – which were later passed by Parliament – as an ‘absurd’ form of ‘social engineering’. He remains best known…