Carbuncle Cup Infects UK Housing Market

Eschewing for one moment the spurious nature of Brexit negotiations, turning their attention briefly towards real matters of concern, the Conservative government this week chose to meddle in the housing market. And gloriously freed from having to keep up the pretence of any sort of plan, when it comes to real estate the Tories did what British governments do best, simply by…

A Bone To Pick Over Poor Treatment Of Ken

When Ken Bone, looking comfortable in a chunky red cable-knit sweater with a handy zip, became an internet sensation after posing a question on energy policy towards the close of the second presidential debate, the whooping adulation and flurry of memes which followed were less inevitable than a hasty and spiteful backlash. For the record, Ken – a coal plant operator from…

Farage Fellates Big Hairy Silverback Trump

Open mouthed as though awestruck, for several months now Nigel Farage has been ravenously fellating his United States counterpart Donald Trump. At a 15,000-strong rally in Jackson, Mississippi in August, Farage spoke to stimulate the Trump grassroots, suggesting that The Donald and his supporters could ‘smash the establishment’, and like a geyser the compliments continued to come. Trump portrayed Farage as…

If Sleep Is The Cousin Of Death, No Sleep Is Its Twin Sibling, Finds Study

More than twenty-two years after the release of Nas’s landmark debut studio album Illmatic, a controversial new study conducted by researchers at New York University has refuted one of the record’s major claims, concluding after months of painstaking tests and several near-death experiences that after all, we do need the occasional sleep. The study brought together leading academics from NYU’s schools of…

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The Movie Guide: The Conjuring (2013)

Is The Conjuring an apt title for this fairly prosaic but competently made supernatural horror? Who or what precisely is conjured? The demon Bathsheba – the name of the woman who in the Hebrew Bible was summoned by King David owing to her good looks, beginning a sordid tale of adultery and the early death by way of punishment of…

Six Ways To Take Takeaways Out Of Your Life For Good

Goodness aren’t takeaways these days expensive! Time was that a takeaway meant nothing but battered balls full of some indistinguishable pork or other meat, a plastic bag bursting with prawn crackers, curry, poppadoms, and mango chutney, or else a pizza smothered in slices of pepperoni and cheese, which was usually pre-grated cheddar. Now thanks to newfangled high-end delivery services like…