You Came Clicking For Something But Will You Find It?

No doubt you came here looking for something. Lured by a lurid image and a salacious snippet of text. But now your gall rises as you keep clicking and clicking. And as the layout shifts hoping you'll land on an advert instead. Were you chasing after some grotesque medical issue? Was the object in question supposed to scare you out of your wits? Or was it something nicer, like this apple pie in the summer? Or a thought of tall grasses with a friend and a beer? Now that we're at prom does it feel like it's closer? Will this inane hunt ever come to an end? Yes. Here are the people in thongs you were searching for.