Aries (20 March – 19 April)
With a newfound swagger in your step, a fringed haircut bobbing lightly across your forehead, and that far-off fragrance in the air which somehow takes you right back to childhood while reminding you in rapturous moments of freshly cut daisies, truly it seems like spring has sprung. But it hasn’t, and for once in your life, you are early.
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Taurus (19 April – 20 May)
Sometimes your love life dances before your eyes like complex sums, which you might be able to solve if you could only remember basic arithmetic.
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Gemini (20 May – 20 June)
It’s time to modernise your wardrobe. Colour block fashion will introduce some colour.
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Cancer (20 June – 22 July)
Now that Jupiter is opposite Uranus in the natal chart, take the hot seat and unleash your creative brilliance all over the internet.
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Leo (22 July – 22 August)
Bland sandwiches and the juices aren’t flowing. You might find that your work improves with a raspberry jam or grapefruit marmalade.
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Virgo (22 August – 22 September)
The in-laws are coming round for supper, but first a friend of a friend invites you to dinner.
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Libra (22 September – 22 October)
Transportation, that’s the thing. New adventures would inspire you, if only you had the means of transport.
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Scorpio (22 October – 21 November)
When a stranger with auburn hair sits idly on the bench next to you, and flips open a continental novel of great scope somewhere about the middle, you hardly need a horoscope to tell you where this one is going!
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Sagittarius (21 November – 21 December)
Be pleasant to your friends. Bear well the vices of your adversaries. A foe has sneakers with boosted soles, and is treading surreptitiously in your garden.
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Capricorn (21 December – 19 January)
The plumbing system of ancient Rome seems to bear parallel with your relationships. But who cares? Don’t let it bother you.
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Aquarius (19 January – 19 February)
The sleeper train is chortling, so embrace the night and hop aboard.
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Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
Why is it your love which has to keep lifting him higher?
